November 28, 2015

Laguna Vista Lodge Halloween Party

halloween-partyPlease join us for some ghoulish games, freaky fun and frightening food!

When: October 31, 2015 at 5:00 pm

Where: Laguna Vista Lodge @ The Haunted Historic Restaurant & Saloon

Special Halloween beverages! Best costume wins $200!

Help Wanted @ Laguna Vista Lodge

help-wantedLaguna Vista Lodge is now employing and training for all restaurant positions, housekeepers and bartenders.

For more information, stop by the office at 51 E Therma St, Eagle Nest, NM 87718 or call 575-377-6522.

Laguna Vista Lodge On The Travel Channel

Contact Decrepit, Old Bert Clemens
575-377-6110 or 575-770-0265
51 East Therma Drive
Eagle Nest, New Mexico 87718

The Laguna Vista Lodge, Historic Restaurant & Saloon will be featured episode on the Travel Channel Tuesday, March 3, 2014, at 7:00 AM MST.

Resort Rescue descended upon us last August with Shane Green and a crew of 31. After one week of fourteen-hour days, they had a one-hour episode wrap. We have no idea what hit the cutting floor nor do we know how reality television will betray either the Village or us.

“Resort Rescue” follows world-famous hospitality consultant Shane Green as he helps hotel and resort owners figure out what’s going wrong inside their establishments. Green watches every move through hidden surveillance footage taken across the premises. Afterwards, Green reveals his findings to the owners and shows them how to fix these lingering issues. “Resort Rescue” is produced by Relativity TV for the Travel Channel.

Below is a description of our episode from the Travel Channel website.

Brothel, Bed & Breakfast

Shane travels to Eagle Nest, NM to help elderly owners, Bert and Karel Clemens, who have worked non-stop at the historic Laguna Vista Lodge for 35 years. The small tourist village is tucked 8,300 feet up in the Sangre de Cristo Mountains, where visitors can still experience life in the Old West, including this century-old hotel. Although Eagle Nest used to be a gold rush boomtown, Bert and Karel have never seen any riches from their resort. After meeting Bert and hearing his story, Shane takes over the hotel and has his crew install hidden cameras throughout the hotel. From the surveillance room, Shane and Bert observe the lodge’s restaurant. It has been leased out to a woman named Jane because it became too much for Bert and Karel to manage. Shane notices right away that Jane has spread herself too thin, leading to her underserving the restaurant guests and The Laguna Vista Lodge’s reputation is damaged. However, Shane sees a business opportunity to repurpose an old brothel room into an experience for couples dining in the restaurant. Next, Shane observes a guest’s first impression at the lodge’s front desk and the hotel room. Although both experiences pass Shane’s standards, he notices that the pricing for the rooms is out of the normal range for the area. The Laguna Vista Lodge also has an old saloon complete with batwing doors. The ambiance looks like a total winner until Shane notices that the bartender, Greg, has a rough edge when it comes to customer service. A regular patron, Adrian, steps in as an unofficial bar manager and softens Greg’s abrasive behavior. When Shane confronts the staff, can he show them the error of their ways in order to improve the guest experience? Or are Bert and Karel doomed to work tirelessly at a hotel for another 35 years?

Thanksgiving Potluck Dinner

dinnerLaguna Vista Lodge, Historic Restaurant & Saloon

When: Thursday, November 27, 2014 at 2:00 pm

Where: Laguna Vista Lodge

Ask your bartender for the signup sheet.

Laguna Vista Lodge Needs Extras

laguna-01The Travel Channel has descended on the Laguna Vista Lodge, Historic Restaurant & Saloon, in Eagle Nest, New Mexico, for a week of taping with a crew of thirty to produce a new production titled Resort Rescue.

Would you like to be in the movies?

We need extras in the saloon and restaurant; see below.

We are having a wrap party with Jeff Fagan and the Hound Dogs Thursday evening to say thank you to the cast, crew and extras.


Tuesday, August 5, 2014

  • 3:30 pm – Restaurant Patrons – All age groups welcome
  • 4:30 pm – Saloon Patrons – 1 snooty white collar couple, group of bikers, 1 harassing man
  • 5:00 pm – Hippies Playing Music – 2-5 younger hippies

Thursday, August 7, 2014

  • 1:00 pm – Restaurant Patrons – New catering employees, white collar patrons, private dining patrons, local merchant (Nancy), younger patrons (as many as possible)

For more information please call Laguna Vista Lodge at 575-377-6522 or visit

Miss New Mexico Saloon Girl 2012-2013

When: Saturday & Sunday, September 1 & 2, 2012

Where: Laguna Vista Historic Saloon, Eagle Nest

1st place $500.00 cash door prizes!

Judges will base their decision on (anything they want to) but we are asking that they judge on costume, creativity and charisma.

The judges will remain anonymous, 3 men and 3 women. They may be a shopkeeper, a bartender, a scalawag or a visiting guest.

Tie votes will be resolved with a game of five-card stud poker; No Wild Cards!

Judging will commence on Saturday 9:00 am to 5:00 pm and again Sunday 9:00 am to 2:00 pm.

Ceremony & Awards Presentations will be Sunday at 3:00 pm in the courtyard of the Laguna Vista Historic Saloon in Eagle Nest, New Mexico.

Hoedown, free hors d’oeuvres, drink specials, & guided tours to follow!

Contestants need to register at the Laguna Vista Lodge Hotel’s front desk between August 31 (noon to 4:00 pm) and September 1, 9:00 am to high noon.

Participants will sashay Main Street, visiting all the businesses.

For more information call Sue or John 575-377-6522 or 800-821-2093.

Laguna Vista Lodge Historic Restaurant & Saloon Says, “I Know Jo, Do You?”

By Jo Mixon

This weeks featured member is Bert Clemens of Laguna Vista.

Although now a peaceful relaxing place with remodeled rooms and majestic views of Eagle Nest Lake and the mountains beyond, the Laguna Vista Lodge Historic Restaurant and Saloon takes you a step back time. I thoroughly enjoyed my visit this week with Bert and Karel Clemens learning about the rich historical value their business represents. They have owned and operated this amazing property with its main street boardwalk in Eagle Nest, New Mexico for the past 33 years. Bert and Karel moved to Eagle Nest from Washington D.C. after purchasing the 5-1/2 acre, 32,000 square foot complex because Bert saw it as “the land of opportunity.”

With over 110 years of history, the Laguna Vista, first named the El Monte, was an illegal gambling casino and hotel of ill repute, frequented by politicians and other well to-do elite, as well as outlaws, gold miners, and mountain men. It is said that some of these visitors and ladies of the night still remain in ghostly form.

Located above the restaurant is the old hotel. A few years back, Bert had the hidden staircase to the upstairs rebuilt. During our tour, I mused about the stories these rooms could probably tell! Keeping with the original wall papers and designs, the Clemens have replaced the beds with antique dinning room tables, so you can now request your meal be enjoyed in one of the upstairs rooms – that is if you don’t mind being joined by a ghost. Imagine the adventure! The restaurant, Calamity Jane’s, is leased to Jane and Frank Saloris. I caught Jane in the kitchen making one of her much-sought-after pastries.

The Laguna Vista includes a hotel with 25 newly remodeled rooms, half of which have full kitchens. Also on site is a meeting room/dance hall available for reunions, weddings and events, a 50-foot outdoor stage equipped with cookers and kiva fireplace, as well the historic restaurant and saloon. The Laguna Vista Saloon still houses the original bar purchased in 1890. It was built in Chicago, then put on a train to Denver before finishing its journey to Eagle Nest via horse-drawn wagons. Bert says they have received many awards and recognition for the work they have done to preserve the historical value of the Laguna Vista. The Saloon was voted “Best of the West Saloon” in 2005 by True West Magazine, the restaurant and lodge were rated as “Best Restaurant and Lodge” in the valley by Frommer’s Travel Guide, and featured in the Sunset Magazine 2002 edition.

I asked Bert and Karel if they had any favorite stories to share in their years as innkeepers. He said he wished he had kept a diary of all the interesting stories through out the years. An episode of the “Late Show With David Letterman” was filmed there, and various dignitaries and celebrities have visited throughout the decades, but he spoke mostly of loyal guests who have come back year after year after year to stay with them. I personally believe one of the reasons they keep coming back, besides the great accommodations and friendly staff, is the unique gift found in every room. Bert and Karel put a trademark little yellow rubber duck as a gift in every room. These ducks are theme related. They have farmer ducks, mechanic ducks and ducks representing many other trades, as well as ducks representing every branch of the military. All the holidays are represented with rubber ducks, and if a wedding is booked the guests get bride and groom ducks! Bert said one guest has told him she keeps coming back because she wants to own the entire collection! Not only that, but Laguna Vista Lodge being a pet-friendly hotel, gives each four legged guest a pet convenience gift bag at check in. They really go the extra mile at the Laguna Vista!

During the years Bert has been in the Valley, he has served on many state boards, and has been instrumental in getting bills passed at the state level for the benefit of the Moreno Valley. He served as President of the State Liquor Board in 1989 and is past chairman of the Restaurant Association of New Mexico. But something very important I want to share about the Clemens, who are pillars of the Moreno Valley in so many ways, is that Bert was one of the founding fathers of the Angel Fire Chamber of Commerce in 1983. The Laguna Vista has been a continuous member since that date. He told me that he was President of the Board when we moved into the space we now own in Centro Plaza. I say, “salute and thank you!”

For more information or to make a reservation at the Laguna Vista, call 800-821-2093, email, or visit

Be sure to tell them you know Jo!

Salsa Showdown Hoedown

It’s time for our Cinco de May fiesta!

When: May 5 & 6, 2012

Where: Laguna Vista Lodge, 51 E. Therma Dr., Eagle Nest, NM 87718

Salsa Making Contest

Winner gets bragging rights and his/her picture displayed in the Saloon as the Salsa Showdown Champion!

Great Personalities Wanted

Great personalities are wanted for full time and part time positions at the Historic Laguna Vista Saloon in Eagle Nest, NM.

We are looking for persons with charisma plus we will train bartending, cocktailing, hosting and tour guiding.

Make an appointment for an interview by calling 575-770-0265.

Day Before Tax Day Party

Join us at Laguna Vista Lodge Saloon the bay before tax day.

When: April 14, 2012 at 6:00 pm

Where: 51 E Therma Dr, Eagle Nest, NM

Visit our Saloon for free hot dogs, s’mores and socializing. “Screw-me-over-drivers” for only $4.00!

We will have a fire going in the fireplace in the Courtyard for you to cook your free hot dogs and the supplies to make an old favorite s’mores.

We all have to file taxes. Why not spend some time with friends and act like a kid again. Escape the stress of tax day for a few hours.