September 29, 2016

Spring Break Humor

Spring break; that’s when kids work on their tans and teachers work on their sanity.

Spring break; that’s when kids go wild someplace other than school.

Spring break is when the only thing kids study is each other.

The college kids call it spring “break.” Their parents, however, call it spring “broke.”

Spring break; that’s when students take time off from football games, basketball games, dances, parties, and hanging out in bars, and go to Angel Fire and relax.

Spring break is that annual ritual when college kids get drunk and try to ski uphill.

Spring break is when the nation’s college kids demonstrate to the world how much they’ve learned.

Spring break is when the nation’s breweries go all out to teach another generation how to throw up responsibly.

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