Jokes April 23, 2011 By Dave C. Leave a Comment You should always give 100% at work… 12% Monday; 23% Tuesday; 40% Wednesday; 20% Thursday; 5% Friday Q. What do you call a cow with no legs? A. Ground beef. Q. What’s a hindu? A. Lays eggs. Q. Why did the leper crash his car? A. He left his foot on the accelerator. Q. Why don’t cannibals eat clowns? A. Because they taste funny.