December 4, 2016

Jokes

JokesYou should always give 100% at work…
12% Monday; 23% Tuesday; 40% Wednesday; 20% Thursday; 5% Friday

Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?
A. Ground beef.

Q. What’s a hindu?
A. Lays eggs.

Q. Why did the leper crash his car?
A. He left his foot on the accelerator.

Q. Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
A. Because they taste funny.

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